The following sentences were said recently to me or in my presence.
Sometimes I like to go rock climbing in capes. It makes me feel like a super hero.
For example, imagine we are invited to something as banal as a superbowl party.
Uncle Bob told me when he retires I can cut him a mohawk. Aunt Cheryl wouldn't go for it.
Mammie I'm going to pants you.
I know a lot of cute people who are horrible at rave ball.
After supper, when the glow worms light the meadow.
Daddy wanted me to tell you that he is talking like an Indian right now.
Greta, what are you going to get your degree in? Veterinary medicine? Fashion? Culinary sciences? Yeah you can't get your degree in Facebook and if you could you'd already have it.
Quotes by Erin Hasson, Meg Weckstein, Shelby Thomas, Braxton Markham, and Neal Hefti.
