Tuesday, January 11, 2011

She won't.

Me and mom are working out right now just so you know.
You never know when one of your coworkers might lose the long and painful fight with brain surgery.
You've got those big boots, why don't you just fly home?
We have the Smithsonian Channel and it is real cool.
So coffee is like a nap in a cup.
Is this how girls put on make up?
I'm making my own gingerbread man latte over here.
I bet you wish we would find a house made of buffalo wings.
Rick as much as you like Under Armour I'd think you'd love mussels.
She was real pretty Al, but then your mama came along and she overshadowed everything.
I got my phone taken away the day I got it. I told my mama she was 'fraid to take it away. She won't. (As in, she wasn't.)
Quotes by a few of my favorite gentlemen: Bob Hasson and Braxton Markham.