The following sentences were said to me or in my presence recently.
I'm just going to get back on facebook after Easter and tell people I gave it up for Lent.
In my opinion, there's no alternative to fun dip.
Ah watch out Greta, this is your jam.
I've become somewhat of a rainbow chaser.
I wish Greta was in Iceland.
What's the invasion? Tall beetles?
So I took a family portrait of my turtles and Josh photoshopped lasers into the background.
I would move to Seattle just for the cherries.
I took his jacket down there and they just wanted to know where the eyes and teeth were.
If Norway isn't even safe, we need to get the f*** out of Baltimore.
I like your moving outfit with the tank top. You know how you always see guys moving stuff, wearing tanks tops.
Quotes by Manda Kowalczyk, Caitlin Badowski, Rebecca Johnson, Dave Mancini.