Greta, this is your jam.

Image: Untitled. Chicago Skyway, August 2011.

The following sentences were said to me or in my presence recently.

I'm just going to get back on facebook after Easter and tell people I gave it up for Lent.

In my opinion, there's no alternative to fun dip.

Ah watch out Greta, this is your jam.

I've become somewhat of a rainbow chaser.

I wish Greta was in Iceland.

What's the invasion? Tall beetles?

So I took a family portrait of my turtles and Josh photoshopped lasers into the background.

I would move to Seattle just for the cherries.

I took his jacket down there and they just wanted to know where the eyes and teeth were.

If Norway isn't even safe, we need to get the f*** out of Baltimore.

I like your moving outfit with the tank top. You know how you always see guys moving stuff, wearing tanks tops.

Quotes by Manda Kowalczyk, Caitlin Badowski, Rebecca Johnson, Dave Mancini.